I didn't know how to end this.

There's only so much masturbating a guy can do before he starts to question his own sanity. Or so I've heard, I'm not the type of guy to do that sort of thing. I got Mr. Johnson blown off by an IED in Afghanistan, so I haven't got much to say on the subject. But heroin can be pretty stressful. So if jerking it is anything similar to heroin then yeah, that shit can be pretty crazy.
 I fell down a well when I was a kid. My parents say that afterwards I was never the same. I was three. Who the fuck was I before I fell? How sophisticated could I have been at 3 years old that could change so dramatically? I know I did have a curiosity with fire after that, maybe that's what they're talking about. But that's more an addition than a change in my personality. 
 I fucking hate it here. Los Angles. The shittiest place in the world. But it's tough to live anywhere else as a porn star. I can't really be in any videos if I don't live somewhere in So. Cal. Now, I know what you're thinking: "How the hell does this guy do porn without a dick?" 
 I wish I had an answer for you that I understood. Allegedly, not having a dick is a fetish for some women (and men). All I have to do is take off my pants and dance around all sexy-like for a little while. Then they give me money. Usually like $15,000. I know, right? It's the only career I could get coming out of the army. I've got buddies from the service that can't find work anywhere. Doctors, pilots and college graduates are hard pressed to even find an interview, but the guy without a dick? He makes $75,000 a year making porn. This is the country I fought for.